(Source: cartoonnetworkconfessions, via vexypuff)
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Submitted by: foreveracomiclover
[#675: Not being as popular as others because you don’t do digital art.]](http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx1g74DbUG1r5rnmxo1_400.png)
Submitted by: foreveracomiclover
[#675: Not being as popular as others because you don’t do digital art.]
Wondering who’s going to be on the next cover of Seventeen
It seems like they’ve really been fishing for people to feature. I didn’t know who Heather Morris and Nikki Darden (or whoever) even were until they were on the cover. Stop putting random bitches on the cover.
Hint: feature a minority chick. Is that too hard to do?
Black people make me really nervous and ugh, oh god, gay people make me want to puke my fucking guts out. Women need to shut their mouths because we white men were good enough to let them work around us, so I don’t want to hear their complaining if we ask them to bend over in the office. Jews are annoying but I just love their gold. Right? Jew gold is a thing, am I right? Something about the draft for 78 pages… blah, blah, blah sound money. Children don’t deserve rights and if you’re reading this, neither do you. Keep America white, completely isolated, and loaded with ammunition.
Ron Paul, Freedom Under Siege: The U.S. Constitution After 200-Plus Years (1987), pg. 1-162 (via mohandasgandhi)
Such a wonderful, BRILLIANT man. *applause* He’s JUST who we want as our next president. Right, America?!
(via agradschoolbreakup)
TOO ACCURATE
- gay male: i'm gay
- straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
- gay female: i'm gay
- straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
- And let's not forget -
- gay female: i'm gay
- straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
- gay male: i'm gay
- straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
